Lifemaxxing

Jestergooning, jestermaxxing, and clavicular slang

By the AscendMe Research Team·Aug 18, 2026·5 min read

Every week the feed invents a new '-maxxing.' Jestermaxxing, jestergooning, framemaxxing, aura-farming. Here's a straight translation of the current dictionary.

The current dictionary

Rough English translations:

Jestermaxxing — building your 'funny' as a social lever
Jestergooning — being the group-chat clown for validation (bad)
Framemaxxing — training shoulders and posture for silhouette
Aura-farming — deliberately doing high-status-reading things
Clavicular — anything to do with the collarbone visual

How to use it

As shorthand between friends: fine. As a plan: no. Slang is a tag, not a routine.

FAQ

Is this all going to sound dated in a year?

Some of it. 'Maxxing' as a suffix has stuck. Individual coinages come and go.

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